Star of Light
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

Omg where are you guys coming from?? I keep getting new followers! I’m so lame! Flee now you FOOLS!

sixofclovers:

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hahah a

TO ALL THE NONHOMESTUCKS OUT THERE HAVE A PANIC ROOM READY BE ON ALERT AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE WHEN WE UPDATE ITS GOING TO BE A CATEGORY 5 SHITSTORM

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

bootyvevo:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHINH AT THIS FOR SO MANY YEARS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

bootyvevo:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHINH AT THIS FOR SO MANY YEARS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

ny-sirenita:

exploring barnes and noble before settling and doodling

lemonteaflower:

Rick and Morty is actually really good just sayin…. 

lemonteaflower:

Rick and Morty is actually really good just sayin…. 

radgrlz:

SO YOU W4NN4 F1GHT, HUH?

radgrlz:

SO YOU W4NN4 F1GHT, HUH?